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<rss xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" version="2.0" xml:lang="en-US"><channel><title>Cant Get Right</title><link>https://gasdigital.com/shows/ymS9EO64jXPV</link><language>en-Us</language><copyright>&amp;#xA9; 2026 Gas Digital Network</copyright><description>Every week, Kurt Metzger tries to find redemption in the awful things he&amp;apos;s said the week before. Can Kurt ever get right? Chances are he won&amp;apos;t, but you won&amp;apos;t want to miss a single episode.</description><itunes:author>Gas Digital Network</itunes:author><itunes:owner><itunes:email>support@gasdigitalnetwork.com</itunes:email></itunes:owner><itunes:image href="https://gasdigital.com/static/images/qsZfJzhpGrBX.png" /><itunes:category text="Comedy" /><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><item><title>Kurt #001 - Hannah Gadsby Syndrome with Brian Moses</title><link>https://gasdigital.com/video/A4DyxsQYqd3v</link><description>Brian Moses from Comedy Central Roast Battle joins Kurt Metzger on his very first episode of Can Get Right! Kurt has had a lot to get off his mind this week about the state of media, and the way it&amp;apos;s affecting the craft of comedy. Kurt Metzger and Brian Moses listen to and pick a part, Hannah Gadsby&amp;apos;s recent rant on men. 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Kurt and Mike discuss the liberal media, adolescences in nerd culture, Skankfest, the rampant pedophilia happening in America&amp;apos;s high society, and so much more. There&amp;apos;s going to be a lot to apologize for on next weeks episode!</description><guid>63bfb6352f7572af5ef174bb</guid><pubDate>Sun, 07 Jul 2019 23:12:10 -0500</pubDate><itunes:title>- Mike Cernovich</itunes:title><itunes:duration>6885</itunes:duration><itunes:author>Gas Digital Network</itunes:author><itunes:image href="https://mediaplatform.streamingmediahosting.com/p/11853/sp/1185300/thumbnail/entry_id/0_znmem4lf/quality/100/type/1/width/1400.jpg" /><itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><enclosure url="https://hwpd.streamingmediahosting.com/11853/0_znmem4lf_0_f9kd2bw5_2.mp3" type="audio/mpeg" length="220200960" /></item><item><title>Kurt #003 Chaunte Wayans</title><link>https://gasdigital.com/video/Xs38DQW6OrIM</link><description>Comedian and writer, Chaunte Wayans joins Kurt Metzger on this weeks episode of Can&amp;apos;t Get Right with Kurt Metzger! This week Kurt and Chaunte talk a lot about religion. Chaunte tells her story with growing up trying to find faith with Jehovah Witness, while not being aloud to find outside answers, and how she over came those hurdles. Kurt shares some of his stories about growing up as a Jehovah&amp;apos;s Witness as well. Could this be the root of why Kurt Can&amp;apos;t Get Right? There&amp;apos;s going to be a lot to apologize for on next weeks episode!</description><guid>63e61a4f71e5bccf84f9159f</guid><pubDate>Sun, 14 Jul 2019 23:07:32 -0500</pubDate><itunes:title>Chaunte Wayans</itunes:title><itunes:duration>3119</itunes:duration><itunes:author>Gas Digital Network</itunes:author><itunes:image href="https://mediaplatform.streamingmediahosting.com/p/11853/sp/1185300/thumbnail/entry_id/0_gsbzikqp/quality/100/type/1/width/1400.jpg" /><itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><enclosure url="https://hwpd.streamingmediahosting.com/11853/0_gsbzikqp_0_3xds5wuk_2.mp3" type="audio/mpeg" length="49911808" /></item><item><title>Kurt #004 - Jeremy Scippio</title><link>https://gasdigital.com/video/wqNlyrv5kgis</link><description>Kurt has on comedian Jeremy Scippio! They talk about the Dina Hashem controversy, black James Bond, how the alt scene has changed, and so much more.</description><guid>63d13256ca587c93a77d20a1</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Jul 2019 19:53:27 -0500</pubDate><itunes:title>- Jeremy Scippio</itunes:title><itunes:duration>10257</itunes:duration><itunes:author>Gas Digital Network</itunes:author><itunes:image href="https://mediaplatform.streamingmediahosting.com/p/11853/sp/1185300/thumbnail/entry_id/0_b7ovo60b/quality/100/type/1/width/1400.jpg" /><itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><enclosure url="https://hwpd.streamingmediahosting.com/11853/0_b7ovo60b_0_z0mxfoxj_2.mp3" type="audio/mpeg" length="164626432" /></item><item><title>Kurt #005 J. Holland Moore</title><link>https://gasdigital.com/video/EM4jtEzKs4CF</link><description>This weeks guest is writer J. Holland Moore. Kurt talks about teen suicide, comedians that need to stop doing adderall, and a feminist art exhibit in Europe.</description><guid>63bdb0d92f75722245f170e1</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Jul 2019 21:07:44 -0500</pubDate><itunes:title>J. Holland Moore</itunes:title><itunes:duration>7821</itunes:duration><itunes:author>Gas Digital Network</itunes:author><itunes:image href="https://mediaplatform.streamingmediahosting.com/p/11853/sp/1185300/thumbnail/entry_id/0_zzf3ipq6/quality/100/type/1/width/1400.jpg" /><itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><enclosure url="https://hwpd.streamingmediahosting.com/11853/0_zzf3ipq6_0_d1zdxb11_2.mp3" type="audio/mpeg" length="250609664" /></item><item><title>Kurt #006 - Ramsey Badawi</title><link>https://gasdigital.com/video/kKvXOOswT4nm</link><description>This weeks guest is comedian Ramsey Badawi. Ramsey and Kurt solve the Israel-Palestine conflict, go in on Michelle Obama fat shaming, Jessica Yaniv waxxing her balls, and so much more on this weeks amazing episode.</description><guid>63c01ae12f757273f3f177a3</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 Aug 2019 08:42:37 -0500</pubDate><itunes:title>- Ramsey Badawi</itunes:title><itunes:duration>8872</itunes:duration><itunes:author>Gas Digital Network</itunes:author><itunes:image href="https://mediaplatform.streamingmediahosting.com/p/11853/sp/1185300/thumbnail/entry_id/0_z219gro2/quality/100/type/1/width/1400.jpg" /><itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><enclosure url="https://hwpd.streamingmediahosting.com/11853/0_z219gro2_0_unqhjb1m_2.mp3" type="audio/mpeg" length="284164096" /></item><item><title>Kurt #007 - Ben Gleib is Running For President</title><link>https://gasdigital.com/video/PY0Nv4LEW2gt</link><description>Today&amp;apos;s guest is Ben Gleib, a stand up comedian, and friend of Kurt&amp;apos;s who is running for president. After Kurt and his producer, Ben Avery, recorded at Gleib&amp;apos;s house in the Valley, they drove back to Ben&amp;apos;s studio to record a post interview and talk about what they made of his presidential run. They talk Disney&amp;apos;s Star Wars, the US Socialist Convention, and so much more in this three part rant filled episode. Enjoy!</description><guid>63c158412f7572a4b0f17dad</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Aug 2019 04:59:35 -0500</pubDate><itunes:title>- Ben Gleib is Running For President</itunes:title><itunes:duration>10285</itunes:duration><itunes:author>Gas Digital Network</itunes:author><itunes:image href="https://mediaplatform.streamingmediahosting.com/p/11853/sp/1185300/thumbnail/entry_id/0_za4tl04j/quality/100/type/1/width/1400.jpg" /><itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><enclosure url="https://hwpd.streamingmediahosting.com/11853/0_za4tl04j_0_39yk1mol_2.mp3" type="audio/mpeg" length="329252864" /></item><item><title>Kurt #008 - Joe Dosch</title><link>https://gasdigital.com/video/fFhXVmVSjPkt</link><description>Kurt has on comedian Joe Dosch to talk the Simpsons, Paul F. Tompkins, sex tapes, and of course Jeffrey Epstein, in this apology filled episode.</description><guid>63c134002f75729ebbf17ca7</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Aug 2019 21:30:09 -0500</pubDate><itunes:title>- Joe Dosch</itunes:title><itunes:duration>6360</itunes:duration><itunes:author>Gas Digital Network</itunes:author><itunes:image href="https://mediaplatform.streamingmediahosting.com/p/11853/sp/1185300/thumbnail/entry_id/0_08txke8y/quality/100/type/1/width/1400.jpg" /><itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><enclosure url="https://hwpd.streamingmediahosting.com/11853/0_08txke8y_0_9pznz9ul_2.mp3" type="audio/mpeg" length="101711872" /></item><item><title>Kurt #009 - Neal Brennan</title><link>https://gasdigital.com/video/sC2RQomjtfMT</link><description>On this weeks episode of Can&amp;apos;t Get Right, Kurt and his producer Ben drive to Santa Monica to interview Chappelle Show co-creator and hilarious stand up comedian Neal Brennan. They talk about having children, Jordan Peterson, why Joe Rogan is sometimes mislabeled alt-right, and Neal &amp;quot;confronts&amp;quot; Kurt on owing him and Chappelle money. Then him and Ben record back at Kurt&amp;apos;s apartment to do a post-interview.</description><guid>63c92572c7f9e0a4e136c82a</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Aug 2019 05:35:28 -0500</pubDate><itunes:title>- Neal Brennan</itunes:title><itunes:duration>5317</itunes:duration><itunes:author>Gas Digital Network</itunes:author><itunes:image href="https://mediaplatform.streamingmediahosting.com/p/11853/sp/1185300/thumbnail/entry_id/0_pbpmgknu/quality/100/type/1/width/1400.jpg" /><itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><enclosure url="https://hwpd.streamingmediahosting.com/11853/0_pbpmgknu_0_rowspusj_2.mp3" type="audio/mpeg" length="85039104" /></item><item><title>Kurt #010 - Sharrod Small</title><link>https://gasdigital.com/video/196AU4zH5BeW</link><description>A Race Wars Crossover episode! Kurt was on the road in Vegas and recorded a Race Wars episode with Sherrod and others. Enjoy!</description><guid>63cfc1771d39c7356f51feb3</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Sep 2019 04:43:35 -0500</pubDate><itunes:title>- Sharrod Small</itunes:title><itunes:duration>4040</itunes:duration><itunes:author>Gas Digital Network</itunes:author><itunes:image href="https://mediaplatform.streamingmediahosting.com/p/11853/sp/1185300/thumbnail/entry_id/0_rib8w7dd/quality/100/type/1/width/1400.jpg" /><itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><enclosure url="https://hwpd.streamingmediahosting.com/11853/0_rib8w7dd_0_6ir22jc9_2.mp3" type="audio/mpeg" length="64591872" /></item><item><title>Kurt #011 - How To Die Alone</title><link>https://gasdigital.com/video/UjFAizZgXr2S</link><description>Stephen Henry, Matt Williams and David Wayne of the &amp;quot;How To Die Alone&amp;quot; podcast join Kurt on the road this week for the podcast. They talk China&amp;apos;s censorship, Joe Rogan, race relations, and the Problem with Apu.</description><guid>63cadc672468b403b475f442</guid><pubDate>Thu, 12 Sep 2019 21:00:57 -0500</pubDate><itunes:title>- How To Die Alone</itunes:title><itunes:duration>3592</itunes:duration><itunes:author>Gas Digital Network</itunes:author><itunes:image href="https://mediaplatform.streamingmediahosting.com/p/11853/sp/1185300/thumbnail/entry_id/0_l217lb95/quality/100/type/1/width/1400.jpg" /><itunes:episode>11</itunes:episode><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><enclosure url="https://hwpd.streamingmediahosting.com/11853/0_l217lb95_0_j6ivihae_2.mp3" type="audio/mpeg" length="57461760" /></item><item><title>Kurt #012 - Brian Simpson</title><link>https://gasdigital.com/video/DQaPqj5uxYid</link><description>Kurt has on comedian &amp;amp; veteran Brian Simpson in studio! That&amp;apos;s right, Kurt finally has a studio. Listen in this week as Brian shares with Kurt his views on cancel culture, comedy, and network news. Will Brian&amp;apos;s training from the military help get Kurt right? Find out on this weeks episode of Can&amp;apos;t Get Right with Kurt Metzger!</description><guid>63cffc9eca587c310b7d1b61</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Sep 2019 17:47:37 -0500</pubDate><itunes:title>- Brian Simpson</itunes:title><itunes:duration>5608</itunes:duration><itunes:author>Gas Digital Network</itunes:author><itunes:image href="https://mediaplatform.streamingmediahosting.com/p/11853/sp/1185300/thumbnail/entry_id/0_7upmxphr/quality/100/type/1/width/1400.jpg" /><itunes:episode>12</itunes:episode><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><enclosure url="https://hwpd.streamingmediahosting.com/11853/0_7upmxphr_0_11dlo8kn_2.mp3" type="audio/mpeg" length="89757696" /></item><item><title>Kurt #013 - Ry Doon</title><link>https://gasdigital.com/video/O6C6fBnbHzEM</link><description>Kurt has in studio comedian &amp;amp; former Vine Star Ry Doon! Listen in this week as Ry shares with Kurt his thoughts on what it means to be a hipster, SNL&amp;apos;s hiring &amp;amp; firing antics, scapegoats &amp;amp; ritual throughout human history and what it&amp;apos;s actually like in the real world for comedians &amp;amp; civilians alike. Listen in on this and more on this weeks episode of Can&amp;apos;t Get Right with Kurt Metzger!</description><guid>63c975f8c7f9e06ae336c8c8</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Sep 2019 04:37:56 -0500</pubDate><itunes:title>- Ry Doon</itunes:title><itunes:duration>7362</itunes:duration><itunes:author>Gas Digital Network</itunes:author><itunes:image href="https://mediaplatform.streamingmediahosting.com/p/11853/sp/1185300/thumbnail/entry_id/0_7c0nts7b/quality/100/type/1/width/1400.jpg" /><itunes:episode>13</itunes:episode><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><enclosure url="https://hwpd.streamingmediahosting.com/11853/0_dsc82f4p_0_g8ge52xo_2.mp3" type="audio/mpeg" length="117440512" /></item><item><title>Kurt #014 - Esther Ku</title><link>https://gasdigital.com/video/oae3Na4TiD7U</link><description>Kurt has in studio comedian Esther Ku! Listen in this week as Esther shares with Kurt her thoughts on why we all have unique tastes in comedy and what niche audiences mean for comedians – as well as, growing up in a strict culture, how all actors are natural whores, Justin Trudeau in blackface, Greta Thunberg’s breakout speech, strategies for teaching your kids about sex and what it was really like for an Asian-Female comic before the age of SJWs and more on this weeks episode of Can&amp;apos;t Get Right with Kurt Metzger!</description><guid>63c839a8c7f9e0659536c554</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Oct 2019 20:27:06 -0500</pubDate><itunes:title>- Esther Ku</itunes:title><itunes:duration>3779</itunes:duration><itunes:author>Gas Digital Network</itunes:author><itunes:image href="https://mediaplatform.streamingmediahosting.com/p/11853/sp/1185300/thumbnail/entry_id/0_iymra108/quality/100/type/1/width/1400.jpg" /><itunes:episode>14</itunes:episode><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><enclosure url="https://hwpd.streamingmediahosting.com/11853/0_m4fdugb4_0_ltuse6gp_2.mp3" type="audio/mpeg" length="60502016" /></item><item><title>KURT #015 - Jared Fogle Dick Stencil with Ben Avery</title><link>https://gasdigital.com/video/5ZbtEQHGO9ar</link><description>Kurt has in studio podcaster Ben Avery! Listen in this week as Ben shares with Kurt his expert internet trawling finds, including the stories of an Eastern European illegal immigrant masquerading as a baby in America &amp;amp; Jared &amp;apos;Subway&amp;apos; Fogle tracing cartoons of his penis from prison; we also discuss Elliot Roger&amp;apos;s parenting style, the pedophile cult on YouTube &amp;amp; in America, strategy for radicalization of the youth, the right to bare arms, false patriots &amp;amp; phonies cut from a similar cloth, as well as asking the question: &amp;apos;Did Epstein salute the flag?&amp;apos; and more on this weeks episode of Can&amp;apos;t Get Right with Kurt Metzger!</description><guid>63db8801f944fca18ad15ac3</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Oct 2019 20:17:21 -0500</pubDate><itunes:title>- Jared Fogle Dick Stencil with Ben Avery</itunes:title><itunes:duration>7257</itunes:duration><itunes:author>Gas Digital Network</itunes:author><itunes:image href="https://mediaplatform.streamingmediahosting.com/p/11853/sp/1185300/thumbnail/entry_id/0_8ks0ul2m/quality/100/type/1/width/1400.jpg" /><itunes:episode>15</itunes:episode><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><enclosure url="https://hwpd.streamingmediahosting.com/11853/0_sipm9eir_0_18f8a6x2_2.mp3" type="audio/mpeg" length="116391936" /></item><item><title>Kurt #016 - Ghosts On China with Turner Sparks</title><link>https://gasdigital.com/video/lodlRrJ9Vgji</link><description>Kurt has in studio comedian Turner Sparks! Listen in this week as Turner shares with Kurt how his experiences as a soft serve ice cream entrepreneur in China gave him a very unique look into the country, including the new two-child policy, employing Asian-centric subliminal advertising in cross-market films and how their leader looks like Winnie the Pooh! They also discuss the artistic merit of the Bird Poetry of a failed comedian while recognizing Turner&amp;apos;s abundant natural shame as the idealistic 90s White Male in a world where free speech has been threatened by Blizzard Entertainment... and more on this weeks episode of Can&amp;apos;t Get Right with Kurt Metzger!    Follow Kurt Metger: https://twitter.com/kurtmetzger  Follow Turner Sparks: https://twitter.com/TurnerBSparks</description><guid>63ecbf0d0fef3cda1db63224</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Oct 2019 19:21:01 -0500</pubDate><itunes:title>- Ghosts On China with Turner Sparks</itunes:title><itunes:duration>5519</itunes:duration><itunes:author>Gas Digital Network</itunes:author><itunes:image href="https://mediaplatform.streamingmediahosting.com/p/11853/sp/1185300/thumbnail/entry_id/0_rif9bzvg/quality/100/type/1/width/1400.jpg" /><itunes:episode>16</itunes:episode><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><enclosure url="https://hwpd.streamingmediahosting.com/11853/0_if28w0gg_0_m5vskssz_2.mp3" type="audio/mpeg" length="88289280" /></item><item><title>Kurt #017 - Liam McEneaney</title><link>https://gasdigital.com/video/pGVr1xUdDkJK</link><description>Kurt has an old friend in studio, comedian Liam McEneaney and back by popular demand, Ben Avery. This week Kurt starts right off the bat with an apology to China. Once that&amp;apos;s done, Kurt and The Boys get right back into the whole China revolution, the proper use of Pepe the frog, who will win the 2020 election, the revenge of the big bitches and so much more on this weeks episode of Can&amp;apos;t Get Right with Kurt Metzger!  Follow Kurt Metger: @kurtmetzger  Follow Liam McNeaney: @HeyItsLiam</description><guid>63dce438c162ac45513e94da</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 Oct 2019 15:14:39 -0500</pubDate><itunes:title>- Liam McEneaney</itunes:title><itunes:duration>5833</itunes:duration><itunes:author>Gas Digital Network</itunes:author><itunes:image href="https://mediaplatform.streamingmediahosting.com/p/11853/sp/1185300/thumbnail/entry_id/0_ckq5stf8/quality/100/type/1/width/1400.jpg" /><itunes:episode>17</itunes:episode><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><enclosure url="https://hwpd.streamingmediahosting.com/11853/0_uw8a4wf4_0_oz2tl7lh_2.mp3" type="audio/mpeg" length="93323264" /></item><item><title>Kurt #018 - Joe Dosch</title><link>https://gasdigital.com/video/qPaXBJK0FhBX</link><description>Kurt has in studio comedian Joe Dosch! Listen in this week as they discuss &amp;apos;who&amp;apos; a little Joshy is and how He&amp;apos;s affecting the state of modern television, including the new Watchmen series; they also reminisce about the Unabomber manifesto, how 4chan pranks are widely recognized as neo-Nazi activity, the break up of the Westboro Baptist Church, Jordan Peterson in rehab, sexual differences between Christian denominations, the death of the lead singer of ISIS, how to delineate years in the newest era of MAGA and more on this weeks episode of Can&amp;apos;t Get Right with Kurt Metzger!</description><guid>63c838d9c7f9e0039536c3f0</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 Nov 2019 03:30:04 -0500</pubDate><itunes:title>- Joe Dosch</itunes:title><itunes:duration>4790</itunes:duration><itunes:author>Gas Digital Network</itunes:author><itunes:image href="https://mediaplatform.streamingmediahosting.com/p/11853/sp/1185300/thumbnail/entry_id/0_55eae8vo/quality/100/type/1/width/1400.jpg" /><itunes:episode>18</itunes:episode><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><enclosure url="https://hwpd.streamingmediahosting.com/11853/0_50rvj6uv_0_l8do0ipz_2.mp3" type="audio/mpeg" length="76650496" /></item><item><title>Kurt #019 - Ryan O'Flanagan</title><link>https://gasdigital.com/video/DQ3wqj5uxYid</link><description>Kurt has in studio comedian Ryan O&amp;apos;Flanagan! Listen in this week as they discuss the latest in revenge porn legislation, how classic stand-up festivals stand up to YouTube sketch troupes for upcoming comics, Cosby&amp;apos;s taste for a group curry, the secret weakness of pedophiles, why Harvey Weinsten was shamed at a New York comedy early-bringer show, how Louis CK is selling out European stadiums &amp;amp; what it really means to love kids and more on this weeks episode of Can&amp;apos;t Get Right with Kurt Metzger</description><guid>63c1924d2f757271adf18211</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 Nov 2019 15:44:11 -0500</pubDate><itunes:title>- Ryan O'Flanagan</itunes:title><itunes:duration>5665</itunes:duration><itunes:author>Gas Digital Network</itunes:author><itunes:image href="https://mediaplatform.streamingmediahosting.com/p/11853/sp/1185300/thumbnail/entry_id/0_bb9kvyir/quality/100/type/1/width/1400.jpg" /><itunes:episode>19</itunes:episode><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><enclosure url="https://hwpd.streamingmediahosting.com/11853/0_rupzqvwp_0_3ocegbde_2.mp3" type="audio/mpeg" length="90596352" /></item><item><title>Kurt #020 - Jimmy Shubert</title><link>https://gasdigital.com/video/CRmshuZiwFUI</link><description>Kurt has in studio comedian Jimmy Shubert! We invite you to come partake in Jimmy&amp;apos;s exquisite metaphor painting as the duo discuss the latest in ex-Convicts finding a new profession as YouTube Vloggers, speculate on Michael Jackson&amp;apos;s tactics in wooing the young Macaulay Culkin, take a walk down memory lane with Roseann, jealously ask why kids didn&amp;apos;t take class trips to the Ramada Inn back in the day - all this as well as the great wealth of content provided by Radar Online and more on this weeks episode of Can&amp;apos;t Get Right with Kurt Metzger!</description><guid>63c9256bc7f9e0b1f936c808</guid><pubDate>Fri, 15 Nov 2019 20:52:49 -0500</pubDate><itunes:title>- Jimmy Shubert</itunes:title><itunes:duration>5027</itunes:duration><itunes:author>Gas Digital Network</itunes:author><itunes:image href="https://mediaplatform.streamingmediahosting.com/p/11853/sp/1185300/thumbnail/entry_id/0_dxbt0s63/quality/100/type/1/width/1400.jpg" /><itunes:episode>20</itunes:episode><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><enclosure url="https://hwpd.streamingmediahosting.com/11853/0_p53q3lz3_0_ral7njix_2.mp3" type="audio/mpeg" length="80424960" /></item><item><title>Kurt #021 - Bryan Vokey</title><link>https://gasdigital.com/video/GAJr9AfFSQTg</link><description>Kurt has in studio comedian Bryan Vokey! This week we learn the difference between Tarzan &amp;amp; a Tartan, how to figure out if Baby can make a pre-pubescent decision about their own gender identity, how Latinx is perceived internally by the community, why Disney is actually saving Star Wars from George Lucas&amp;apos; Jedi Dis-morphia, what Prince Andrew. The Duke of York&amp;apos;s real royal duties are, how tough it is to get your Nazi valuables returned from Switzerland and we inspect a long tale of politically correct parenting from the fair lands of Vancouver. 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Join us as we try and figure out what words are allowed to be said when you stub your toe, how different skull shapes affect your day to day life, embark on a trip to Great Britain for Nish Kumar who was tragically heckled with bread recently, ask what the true benefits of Capitalism are and we take our best guess at our guests celebrity lookalikes – one of which is a fat Tony Hawk -- all this and more on this weeks episode of Can&amp;apos;t Get Right with Kurt Metzger!</description><guid>63ee7fd40fef3c51b3b63346</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Dec 2019 07:01:09 -0500</pubDate><itunes:title>- Bryan Vokey</itunes:title><itunes:duration>7533</itunes:duration><itunes:author>Gas Digital Network</itunes:author><itunes:image href="https://mediaplatform.streamingmediahosting.com/p/11853/sp/1185300/thumbnail/entry_id/0_d2thdwug/quality/100/type/1/width/1400.jpg" /><itunes:episode>22</itunes:episode><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><enclosure url="https://hwpd.streamingmediahosting.com/11853/0_s3yq3iai_0_117szdks_2.mp3" type="audio/mpeg" length="120586240" /></item><item><title>Kurt #023 - The King Of Feminism featuring Bryan Vokey Sheik and Ramsey Badawi</title><link>https://gasdigital.com/video/PYHyv4LEW2gt</link><description>Kurt is joined by comedians Ramsey Badawi and Brian Vokey for a very special occasion: a celebration of Vokey&amp;apos;s hat trick episode and Kurt&amp;apos;s own coronation as The King of Feminism! We commemorate Kurt&amp;apos;s new regnal title by honouring the famous Hapsburg monarchy jaw, discussing the difference between an Afghan and an Afghani, take a look at the best new cerebral-palsy-and-also-gay centered television and films, brainstorm ways to make burkas sexier and ask why Patrice O&amp;apos;Neil had an Irish surname – all this and more on this weeks episode of Can&amp;apos;t Get Right with Kurt Metzger!</description><guid>63c15a852f757225b4f17e3b</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Dec 2019 07:37:24 -0500</pubDate><itunes:title>- The King Of Feminism featuring Bryan Vokey Sheik and Ramsey Badawi</itunes:title><itunes:duration>7448</itunes:duration><itunes:author>Gas Digital Network</itunes:author><itunes:image href="https://mediaplatform.streamingmediahosting.com/p/11853/sp/1185300/thumbnail/entry_id/0_b110l8et/quality/100/type/1/width/1400.jpg" /><itunes:episode>23</itunes:episode><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><enclosure url="https://hwpd.streamingmediahosting.com/11853/0_qb1poik4_0_8iscxld7_2.mp3" type="audio/mpeg" length="119537664" /></item><item><title>Kurt #024 with  Ian Gelfand</title><link>https://gasdigital.com/video/2nU8HxTcEi0l</link><description>Kurt is joined by comedian and writer Ian Gelfand! Gather this week to hear Kurt&amp;apos;s goals as King of Feminism and his proclamations for the future of this land; we also hear from Dustin Hoffman about his life changing role as a lady, discuss the vast accomplishments of Mr. Harvey Weinstein made in the name of all Womyn, how sexual assault has changed in the ages of rock&amp;apos;n&amp;apos;roll from classic to metal to punk to post-punk, take a closer look into advanced sects of Christianity that earn you 19 or more children, ask &amp;apos;Who?&amp;apos; was Abraham Lincoln really and &amp;apos;Would?&amp;apos; he stand in support of this years Hallmark Holiday commercial... all this, some mature political discussion, and more on this weeks episode of Can&amp;apos;t Get Right with Kurt Metzger!</description><guid>63c922cdc7f9e0dd5536c756</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Dec 2019 00:31:20 -0500</pubDate><itunes:title>with  Ian Gelfand</itunes:title><itunes:duration>5545</itunes:duration><itunes:author>Gas Digital Network</itunes:author><itunes:image href="https://mediaplatform.streamingmediahosting.com/p/11853/sp/1185300/thumbnail/entry_id/0_w4ku29n9/quality/100/type/1/width/1400.jpg" /><itunes:episode>24</itunes:episode><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><enclosure url="https://hwpd.streamingmediahosting.com/11853/0_gmzcxnl6_0_d9g5znut_2.mp3" type="audio/mpeg" length="88709120" /></item><item><title>Kurt #025 -Episode One: The Fancy Menace with Bryan Vokey</title><link>https://gasdigital.com/video/rifTpOVCB3s4</link><description>Kurt is joined by comedian and much requested dear friend of the show Bryan Vokey... come this week to cast thine eyes upon King Kurt properly donned by the Crown of Feminism and hear further his proclamations for the future of this land! Also revisit the best of all Star Wars installments &amp;apos;The Fancy Menace,&amp;apos; starring Jigga Binks! Find the moral power in producing pornography for handicapped homosexuals, get to the bottom of the controversy surrounding billionaire author &amp;apos;J K.K.K. Rowling,&amp;apos; learn how to keep your wokeamine levels in the medically advised range and hear the lovely holiday tale of Zwarte Piet the Danish Blackfaced Christmas Elf-Slave alongside a recited selection of his honourable President Trump&amp;apos;s esteemed Twitter history! All this, the reveal of King Kurt&amp;apos;s Gender Identity, and so much more on this weeks episode of Can&amp;apos;t Get Right with Kurt Metzger!</description><guid>63c68e63c7f9e04f5536bb2a</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 Jan 2020 09:36:15 -0500</pubDate><itunes:title>-Episode One: The Fancy Menace with Bryan Vokey</itunes:title><itunes:duration>6426</itunes:duration><itunes:author>Gas Digital Network</itunes:author><itunes:image href="https://mediaplatform.streamingmediahosting.com/p/11853/sp/1185300/thumbnail/entry_id/0_0l8zoers/quality/100/type/1/width/1400.jpg" /><itunes:episode>25</itunes:episode><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><enclosure url="https://hwpd.streamingmediahosting.com/11853/0_0l8zoers_0_8cobifro_2.mp3" type="audio/mpeg" length="102864896" /></item><item><title>Kurt #026 - White Lizzo with Tim Dillon and Bryan Vokey</title><link>https://gasdigital.com/video/S0pYcR98tqol</link><description>This week Kurt is joined by comedians Tim Dillon and Brian Vokey! The discussion heats up along with global tensions as Trump gets into a full on Twitter based World War with Iran, who have raised many shades of the Flag of Revenge in response! Hear the trios take on the coming carnage, as well as detailed discussion of fat people and modern fat pride, Q-Anon, the evolution of Capitalism and how it simultaneously will end all war and also bring great suffering, Global Racisms and the rise of the Alt Right (and also the rise of TERFS and nu-Queers), as well as taking a much more light hearted throwback to September 11th, 2001. We will also ask the great questions of &amp;apos;What is American culture?&amp;apos; &amp;apos;How do presidents cook their steaks?&amp;apos; &amp;apos;Is Bernie Sanders a gullible old man?&amp;apos; All this and more on this weeks episode of Can&amp;apos;t Get Right With Kurt Metzger!</description><guid>63d01c47ca587c63d37d1df1</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 Jan 2020 06:06:11 -0500</pubDate><itunes:title>- White Lizzo with Tim Dillon and Bryan Vokey</itunes:title><itunes:duration>4881</itunes:duration><itunes:author>Gas Digital Network</itunes:author><itunes:image href="https://mediaplatform.streamingmediahosting.com/p/11853/sp/1185300/thumbnail/entry_id/0_qh56dknb/quality/100/type/1/width/1400.jpg" /><itunes:episode>26</itunes:episode><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><enclosure url="https://hwpd.streamingmediahosting.com/11853/0_kb6usx4w_0_vtike5kp_2.mp3" type="audio/mpeg" length="78118912" /></item><item><title>Kurt #027 - Fat Jihadi Body Shamed with Bryan Vokey</title><link>https://gasdigital.com/video/vl0JCLs0NMqm</link><description>This week Kurt is joined once again by comedian Brian Vokey... in a brand new studio! Where Freddie Prinze Jr. is recording his D&amp;amp;D podcast in an hour so make it quick: join us and find out why you shouldn&amp;apos;t say &amp;apos;breed&amp;apos; and &amp;apos;race&amp;apos; in the same sentence, learn of the daring discovery of a 400lb fatwa-flinging Imam loyal to ISIS, discuss the benefits of BDSM paddling in early education, hear the troubling tales of Joe Biden&amp;apos;s crackhead son &amp;amp; get an inside scoop into one of the key traits to making it as a writer&amp;apos;s assistant in Los Angeles (hint: it&amp;apos;s drugs). 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Join us as we discuss Kurt&amp;apos;s favorite biblical tales, such as the townsfolk hungry for sweet Angel bussy cursed with blindness. We also share our experiences with sin in Hollywood films and how best to avoid it. The excitement doesn&amp;apos;t end there, as we hear about Brian&amp;apos;s theory on &amp;apos;the two types of people,&amp;apos; Michael Phelps&amp;apos; legendary sex abilities as a dolphin man, try to help weirdos on Reddit with their relationship problems and learn the definition of the British-English acronym &amp;apos;B.A.M.E:&amp;apos; all this and more on this weeks episode of Can&amp;apos;t Get Right With Kurt Metzger!</description><guid>63c18d7f2f7572406cf180cf</guid><pubDate>Sat, 01 Feb 2020 02:52:57 -0500</pubDate><itunes:title>- My 400lb Wife with Jeff Berner, Jay Light</itunes:title><itunes:duration>4486</itunes:duration><itunes:author>Gas Digital Network</itunes:author><itunes:image href="https://mediaplatform.streamingmediahosting.com/p/11853/sp/1185300/thumbnail/entry_id/0_3i1bvjlf/quality/100/type/1/width/1400.jpg" /><itunes:episode>28</itunes:episode><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><enclosure url="https://hwpd.streamingmediahosting.com/11853/0_n6a37bjd_0_kl0sgxfy_2.mp3" type="audio/mpeg" length="71827456" /></item><item><title>Kurt #029 - The Return of The King of Feminism with Bryan Vokey, Monray Martinez, and Ron taylor</title><link>https://gasdigital.com/video/hunJYgI2DBdi</link><description>This week Kurt is joined by comedians Monarey Elaine Martinez, Ron Taylor and Bryan Vokey! Join us this week for Bryan&amp;apos;s long awaited first Official Apology from the Court of Feminism, as well as King Kurt&amp;apos;s answering the cries of his subjects on Reddit. We also discuss why James Bond couldn&amp;apos;t exist in 2020, the Kobe-Shaffir incident, economic theory and free market capitalism, as well as engaging in a refreshing round of debates over a new racial slur for the Whites (nickelbacks v. fightclubs) and how to settle the representation question. Plus a dive into nerd culture: who is our favorite Batmans and how has the Black nerd evolved? 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Join us this week for a very insightful &amp;amp; in-depth discussion about the devolution of journalism, including web traffic reassignments, the failed separation of advertisers &amp;amp; writers, and 48-hour auto-deleted Tweet regiments; we also discuss the Chinese comedy circuit and Kurt&amp;apos;s Corona Virus theories, the birth rates of opposing political parties and how to achieve the perfect face for journalism! 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Join us this week as we channel the spirits of former pop legend Michael Jackson and living Democrat Bill Maher! We also discuss Steven Spielberg&amp;apos;s Daughter&amp;apos;s ambitions as a porn actress, study Eminem&amp;apos;s 2017 anti-Trump cypher, take a look at Bernie Sanders&amp;apos; history of forfeiting his microphones, watch Corey Feldman&amp;apos;s cool new dance and group brainstorm on what makes the perfect pussy. 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The discussion between all parties involved involves how the Taliban is the one true threat to feminism, popular new trends in protest involving anti-dairy milkers-out events led by Joaquin Phoenix, James Franco being targeted by #MeToo, whether it&amp;apos;s sexy for guys to wear dresses, whether the proper term is Wigger or Wafrican-American, how Harvey Weinstein&amp;apos;s hybrid vagina-penis requiring erection injections had moles on his rolls and the stigma of toxic-femininity surrounding nutt-huts. 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Sly Stallone, Katelyn Jenner, Dr. Phil, and even President Bill Clinton all chime in, to make this a must listen to episode. 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Kurt is excited to bring up Ellen DeGeneres&amp;apos; latest twitter controversy with the L.G.B.T.Q community. The gang discuss the Pugh / Braff controversy, mainly over the pronunciation of her name. Is it puh? poo? Kurt dives into r/cringe, the crew reviews porn star Reily Reid&amp;apos;s rap video. Is she allowed to use the N-word? Which leads to Vince McMahn&amp;apos;s misguided use of the N-word. Speaking of r/cringe, Corey Feldman&amp;apos;s performance on Morning TV comes up, listen in as the Crew give their commentary. 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Join us on this weeks episode of Can&amp;apos;t Get Right With Kurt Metzger!</description><guid>63da7048f944fc49a6d1572b</guid><pubDate>Sat, 02 May 2020 08:27:06 -0500</pubDate><itunes:title>- WNBA of Space with Bryan Vokey, Monarey Martinez, and Ramsey Badawi</itunes:title><itunes:duration>7565</itunes:duration><itunes:author>Gas Digital Network</itunes:author><itunes:image href="https://mediaplatform.streamingmediahosting.com/p/11853/sp/1185300/thumbnail/entry_id/0_yozv8r35/quality/100/type/1/width/1400.jpg" /><itunes:episode>39</itunes:episode><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><enclosure url="https://hwpd.streamingmediahosting.com/11853/0_mvfjd4gr_0_36ybp7ah_2.mp3" type="audio/mpeg" length="120586240" /></item><item><title>Kurt #040 - The Armenian Connection with Sam Tripoli</title><link>https://gasdigital.com/video/9xI3j4kcVlyS</link><description>This week Kurt Metzger  sits down with his old pal, Armenian comedian, Sam Tripoli to issue his weekly apology for previous episodes. PLUS we meet Nuka Zeus, the trans-racial black man!  Join us for all this and much, much more on this weeks episode of Can&amp;apos;t Get Right With Kurt Metzger!</description><guid>63c7bca4c7f9e07ccb36bee2</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2020 22:42:51 -0500</pubDate><itunes:title>- The Armenian Connection with Sam Tripoli</itunes:title><itunes:duration>3045</itunes:duration><itunes:author>Gas Digital Network</itunes:author><itunes:image href="https://mediaplatform.streamingmediahosting.com/p/11853/sp/1185300/thumbnail/entry_id/0_f1818dfz/quality/100/type/1/width/1400.jpg" /><itunes:episode>40</itunes:episode><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><enclosure url="https://hwpd.streamingmediahosting.com/11853/0_wtto6wf0_0_ls3tal41_2.mp3" type="audio/mpeg" length="48758784" /></item><item><title>KURT #041 - White Woman's Burden with Nick Mullen, Kareem Green, and Dave Temple</title><link>https://gasdigital.com/video/Qh29PGkh7Mb0</link><description>This week Kurt Metzger is joined by comedians Nick Mullen, Kareem Green, and Dave Temple. 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This week Kurt and Ari discuss the return of the &amp;quot;naughty words&amp;quot;, participation trophy&amp;apos;s, writers in hollywood, outrage on social media, Yasuke: the first black samurai, Hannah Gatsby&amp;apos;s new special Douglas, and SO much more!  Join us on this weeks episode of Can&amp;apos;t Get Right With Kurt Metzger!</description><guid>63c83a9fc7f9e0c84036c5da</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2020 22:05:52 -0500</pubDate><itunes:title>- I Rest My Puss with Ari Shaffir</itunes:title><itunes:duration>7830</itunes:duration><itunes:author>Gas Digital Network</itunes:author><itunes:image href="https://mediaplatform.streamingmediahosting.com/p/11853/sp/1185300/thumbnail/entry_id/0_e7nce46o/quality/100/type/1/width/1400.jpg" /><itunes:episode>42</itunes:episode><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><enclosure url="https://hwpd.streamingmediahosting.com/11853/0_cqi10xn1_0_vr6wjaxl_2.mp3" type="audio/mpeg" length="124780544" /></item><item><title>KURT #043 Masks Are The New Pants with Dave Attell</title><link>https://gasdigital.com/video/CRmjhuZiwFUI</link><description>This week Kurt Metzger is joined by comedian Dave Attell.  Kurt and Dave talk about the risks that they’d take going to supermarkets and dispensaries, putting your pants on your face and dealing with old people touching everything.  The prisons are opening but what about the aquariums?</description><guid>63cfa8c21d39c7270d51fb75</guid><pubDate>Sat, 30 May 2020 19:08:37 -0500</pubDate><itunes:title>Masks Are The New Pants with Dave Attell</itunes:title><itunes:duration>3903</itunes:duration><itunes:author>Gas Digital Network</itunes:author><itunes:image href="https://mediaplatform.streamingmediahosting.com/p/11853/sp/1185300/thumbnail/entry_id/0_xhswlgnh/quality/100/type/1/width/1400.jpg" /><itunes:episode>43</itunes:episode><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><enclosure url="https://hwpd.streamingmediahosting.com/11853/0_aw874nav_0_6kue8tup_2.mp3" type="audio/mpeg" length="62494720" /></item><item><title>Kurt #044 - Medieval Time Cop with Jimmy Dore</title><link>https://gasdigital.com/video/Z1kPM8XhVBQ0</link><description>This week Kurt Metzger is joined by comedian Jimmy Dore. Kurt and Jimmy talk about the state of the government and the perception of Trump by the public and media. The way the media takes on right and left outlooks and how they twist the views to persuade their agenda to the public. All this and SO MUCH more! You don&amp;apos;t way to miss this eye opening episode of Can&amp;apos;t Get Right with Kurt Metzger!</description><guid>63da6813f944fcfba1d155bb</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2020 00:38:27 -0500</pubDate><itunes:title>- Medieval Time Cop with Jimmy Dore</itunes:title><itunes:duration>4238</itunes:duration><itunes:author>Gas Digital Network</itunes:author><itunes:image href="https://mediaplatform.streamingmediahosting.com/p/11853/sp/1185300/thumbnail/entry_id/0_hf1kuivr/quality/100/type/1/width/1400.jpg" /><itunes:episode>44</itunes:episode><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><enclosure url="https://hwpd.streamingmediahosting.com/11853/0_hb0yovvd_0_05fqcxj7_2.mp3" type="audio/mpeg" length="67842048" /></item><item><title>KURT #045 - Fell For The Okie Dokie with Kareem Green and  Greg Sestero</title><link>https://gasdigital.com/video/83EWoZ2C1FbL</link><description>This week Kurt Metzger is joined by comedian Kareem Green and Actor from the cult classic film The Room and author of the book The Disaster Artist, Greg Sestero. Greg shares a little information about the next feature film he is working on. An Arizona Cult who believed they could raise the dead! Kurt explains his thoughts on what the difference is between a cult and religion. Plus we get the first look at the latest video from Kyle Dunnigan, and is Eddie Murphy behind the pandemic?? 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The trio get into the Chris D&amp;apos;Elia controversy, the media&amp;apos;s reaction, and the new witch hunt mentality of the American Karen culture. Is there due process any longer or are we on the verge of living in a purge society? 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On the first part of this episode Shane Gillis sits down with Kurt to discuss recent allegations made to none other than infamous comedy blogger, Seth Simons. The same comedy blogger who fueled the flames to have Shane Gillis fired from SNL. Listen in as the 2 discuss these allegations of Seth Simons being a &amp;quot;Sex Pest&amp;quot;. PLUS journalist Alec Bostwick joins Kurt to discuss the impact of journalism and how its being weaponized by small social groups. 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Tompkins latest twitter rant, showtime documentary Outcry, and Jay shares the tale of the greatest Roast Beef sandwich ever eaten. 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All that and SO MUCH MORE!! 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Kurt and Shane discuss the latest TikTok trends, the dosing of Big Jay Oakerson during the Legion Of Skanks election night episode, some of the madness that happened during the DNC and RNC, plus they finally take a look at Brett Farve&amp;apos;s wiener. 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Listen in as Kurt introduces us to one of his new favorite YouTube artist Scribe Light. Scribe Light is a self proclaimed jerk on the internet where he points a finger at some of the absurdities found in today&amp;apos;s woke culture. Mainly in what has become of the TedX talks. And that&amp;apos;s just what they do in this episode. Kurt presents Scribe Light with his favorite TedX talks as of late, and the pair break them down with humor. 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Kurt and Colin get into a conversation about the political directions of the media and social issues that are dividing the public and the dangers that it will inevitably start. Plus they touch on some of the crazy conspiracies that have been circulating, commentate on Jimmy Fallon&amp;apos;s recent apology with Robin DeAngelo, and Colin shares one of the most embarrassing stories, about the time he performed for Robert Deniro at his birthday party. 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Kurt and Bobby quickly get into growing up and getting into comedy. Bobby shares what&amp;apos;s it&amp;apos;s like being in Hollywood while fighting an addiction to pills, how he got back on track only to find that Hollywood moved on. Finding inspiration to make comedy and podcasting an outlet that saved his life. Plus Kurt shares Vin Diesels hot new hit music single, mean people in Hollywood, and SO MUCH MORE! 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Listen in as Kurt and Jeremiah discuss cheating in relationships with new technology, taking dick pics, joke writing and joke stealing. Kurt talks about his fight at NYC Comedy Club. Jeremiah talks about his time working as a paid audience member for day time talk shows. Robert Pattinson is pissing off Batman fans, Kurt gets hit with a chair by Rowdy Roddy Piper, and is Jeremiah the new Gucci model? 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Listen in as they discuss Kurt’s new intro music, the hilarious promo photo Michael Malice used of Kurt recently, and our favorite female masturbater Betty Dodson from Gwyneth Paltrow’s, “The Goop.”  Kurt talks about being one of the few to note details of Harvey Weinstein’s detachable penis and his theory that Harvey was injecting coke directly.  Then we finish off with a blast from the past with the classic video, “Cake Farts.”    All this AND MORE on this weeks episode of Can&amp;apos;t Get Right with Kurt Metzger!</description><guid>63bd73b12f7572db0ef16fbd</guid><pubDate>Sun, 18 Oct 2020 01:11:57 -0500</pubDate><itunes:title>- Buried Fingers Up with Sherrod Small and Michael Malice</itunes:title><itunes:duration>4070</itunes:duration><itunes:author>Gas Digital Network</itunes:author><itunes:image href="https://mediaplatform.streamingmediahosting.com/p/11853/sp/1185300/thumbnail/entry_id/0_scnm9s6j/quality/100/type/1/width/1400.jpg" /><itunes:episode>63</itunes:episode><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><enclosure url="https://hwpd.streamingmediahosting.com/11853/0_0at92t1q_0_serhp8fb_2.mp3" type="audio/mpeg" length="65116160" /></item><item><title>KURT #064 - The Church Of B.D.S.M. with Jimmy Dore</title><link>https://gasdigital.com/video/x7DwWPMLaFWz</link><description>Jimmy Dore joins Kurt Metzger on this week&amp;apos;s episode of Can&amp;apos;t Get Right.  Jimmy talks about the concept of “the beast within you,” and concepts of thinkers like Ram Dass &amp;amp; Karl Young.  Being aware of the evil inside you so that you can reject it, not repress it.  Jimmy talks about parallels between mystics/religion and BDSM.  Kurt and Jimmy discuss how a Harvard professor created Wonder Woman and the lie detector, and how our culture ultimately decides what is okay.  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The Boys get reacquainted talking about the good ole days of comedy. From hanging at the Cellar to playing flag football together, which sparked a memory of Bobby Kelly getting so angry during a flag football game, that he threw grass at a fellow comedian. Plus listen in as the duo discuss famous red heads, Val Kilmer&amp;apos;s new look, starting a self help class in prison, reality TV, the message of Jesus and who their favor YouTubers are.  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Ryan discusses seeing the Snowden movie and Joseph Gordon Levitt&amp;apos;s weird voice pitch, having Transgender people take charge of our Drone Striking program, and the preliminary moves made by President-Elect Joe Biden.  Youtube goes down worldwide during the episode, and Ryan compares the activism of old with modern activism.  We watched Ryan&amp;apos;s hilarious new video, &amp;quot;Will Brown Didn&amp;apos;t Vote Biden,&amp;quot; and the reactions he got on the street.  Kurt talks about the new McCarthyism, Amazon being very anti-union, and the tale of president crowdwork!  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Brian and Kurt talk about hanging with the guys versus the girls, enforcing mask protocols with farts, the new gaming consoles drawbacks, and how Brian is making the most of VR and stand up comedy.  We dive DEEP into Furries, “Rainfurrest”, and a hilarious story of Big Jay Oakerson in an Elmo costume.  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Kurt talks about meeting Coleman during an election night podcast and how he enjoyed his interesting perspectives on several controversial topics. Coleman describes his stance against reparations, putting a price on the “Unending Cycle of Grievance,” and the Michael Brown death. White fragility becoming bible like in reverence, the crazy POC conference Coleman attended, and the controversies of black face. 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This week we talk about Chris Gaine’s Oxy problem, white people appropriating other cultures for a long time, and how much can you separate artists from the art.  We talk inappropriate encounters at work place parties, Bonnie’s game she used to play to mess with guys, and the condescending nature of executives passing because “my wife would kill me!” Kurt also finally deciphers Quibi! All this and more on this week&amp;apos;s episode of Can&amp;apos;t Get Right with Kurt Metzger!</description><guid>63e61e7e0fef3c4176b62fc4</guid><pubDate>Sat, 05 Dec 2020 12:35:54 -0500</pubDate><itunes:title>- Quibianon with Bonnie McFarlane and Ian Gelfand</itunes:title><itunes:duration>6517</itunes:duration><itunes:author>Gas Digital Network</itunes:author><itunes:image href="https://mediaplatform.streamingmediahosting.com/p/11853/sp/1185300/thumbnail/entry_id/0_dfb75eli/quality/100/type/1/width/1400.jpg" /><itunes:episode>70</itunes:episode><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><enclosure url="https://hwpd.streamingmediahosting.com/11853/0_dfb75eli_0_oso12bsm_2.m4a" type="audio/x-m4a" length="105906176" /></item><item><title>KURT #071 - Jamar's Book Club with Jamar Neighbors</title><link>https://gasdigital.com/video/sCclQomjtfMT</link><description>Comedian Jamar Neighbors joins Kurt Metzger on this week&amp;apos;s episode of Can&amp;apos;t Get Right with Kurt Metzger Podcast.  This week we talk about power tripping bouncers at clubs, Jamar learning Kung-fu from his Mom’s ex boyfriend, and a strange white girl that would make Jamar read to her while she jerked him off!  Kurt talks about his fear of Madame Tousou’s Wax Museum, Canada’s gangster phase, Jamar’s first amateur fight, and knowing which neighborhood to be from when confronted by gangs. All this and more on this week&amp;apos;s episode of Can&amp;apos;t Get Right with Kurt Metzger!</description><guid>63e61a4b71e5bc8e91f91595</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Dec 2020 18:28:20 -0500</pubDate><itunes:title>- Jamar's Book Club with Jamar Neighbors</itunes:title><itunes:duration>5277</itunes:duration><itunes:author>Gas Digital Network</itunes:author><itunes:image href="https://mediaplatform.streamingmediahosting.com/p/11853/sp/1185300/thumbnail/entry_id/0_wf798b4i/quality/100/type/1/width/1400.jpg" /><itunes:episode>71</itunes:episode><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><enclosure url="https://hwpd.streamingmediahosting.com/11853/0_wf798b4i_0_nl9baqas_2.m4a" type="audio/x-m4a" length="85458944" /></item><item><title>KURT #072 - Nancy Pelosi's Ice Cream Party with Jimmy Dore and Keren Margolis GDN</title><link>https://gasdigital.com/video/19KzU4zH5BeW</link><description>Comedians Jimmy Dore &amp;amp; Keren Margolis join Kurt Metzger on this week&amp;apos;s episode of Can&amp;apos;t Get Right with Kurt Metzger Podcast.  This week we are using the Stereo App, so we take a bunch of questions and comments from the fans, we discuss why Andy Kindler and others have blocked Jimmy Dore on social media, and how Jimmy was actually the first person to have Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez on and talk with her before she got big.  We look at Nancy Pelosi’s secret ice cream stash, Jimmy’s stressful time getting tested for tumors, and Keren discusses the stress levels of Doctors and the exorbitant medical costs. All this and more on this week&amp;apos;s episode of Can&amp;apos;t Get Right with Kurt Metzger!</description><guid>63bc61462f7572328bf16e5d</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2020 00:33:00 -0500</pubDate><itunes:title>- Nancy Pelosi's Ice Cream Party with Jimmy Dore and Keren Margolis GDN</itunes:title><itunes:duration>4288</itunes:duration><itunes:author>Gas Digital Network</itunes:author><itunes:image href="https://mediaplatform.streamingmediahosting.com/p/11853/sp/1185300/thumbnail/entry_id/0_t6f10gsn/quality/100/type/1/width/1400.jpg" /><itunes:episode>72</itunes:episode><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><enclosure url="https://hwpd.streamingmediahosting.com/11853/0_t6f10gsn_0_4sr6plkj_2.m4a" type="audio/x-m4a" length="69414912" /></item><item><title>KURT #073 - My Little Dumb Dinger with  Big Jay Oakerson</title><link>https://gasdigital.com/video/Uj6zizZgXr2S</link><description>Comedian Big Jay Oakerson joins Kurt Metzger on this week&amp;apos;s episode of Can&amp;apos;t Get Right with Kurt Metzger Podcast. This week we talk about Wonder Woman 1984 and its silly troupes, the many imposter Big Jay&amp;apos;s in entertainment, and a newscaster not afraid to leave his teenage daughter in a riot to report live. Kurt talks about a hilarious roast David Spade had for Kate Beckinsale over Pete Davidson, Jay tells a few nightmare hook up stories from casinos and cruise ships, and the Egyptian gods were very kinky! All this and more on this week&amp;apos;s episode of Can&amp;apos;t Get Right with Kurt Metzger!</description><guid>63c047c92f757220bbf1791b</guid><pubDate>Sun, 03 Jan 2021 18:03:29 -0500</pubDate><itunes:title>- My Little Dumb Dinger with  Big Jay Oakerson</itunes:title><itunes:duration>6979</itunes:duration><itunes:author>Gas Digital Network</itunes:author><itunes:image href="https://mediaplatform.streamingmediahosting.com/p/11853/sp/1185300/thumbnail/entry_id/0_g1rrs3bb/quality/100/type/1/width/1400.jpg" /><itunes:episode>73</itunes:episode><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><enclosure url="https://hwpd.streamingmediahosting.com/11853/0_g1rrs3bb_0_3zprb8dx_2.m4a" type="audio/x-m4a" length="113246208" /></item><item><title>KURT #074 - The Streets Of Karen with Keri Smith</title><link>https://gasdigital.com/video/DQ3Qqj5uxYid</link><description>Former SJW Keri Smith joins Kurt Metzger on this week&amp;apos;s episode of Can&amp;apos;t Get Right with Kurt Metzger Podcast. This week we talk about the &amp;quot;Kilstein effect,&amp;quot; the ideas of fat studies, and being the correct amount of liberal.  Kurt talks about Barry Crimmins and his profound effect on Kurt and comedy, how cults demand you to join but won&amp;apos;t teach you, the &amp;quot;magic words&amp;quot; we can&amp;apos;t say and how people just equate being a good person and not racist to being liberal.  We find out Keri&amp;apos;s old SJW opinion of Kurt, SJW Bingo, and Jordan Peterson&amp;apos;s take on the Cain and Abel story.  All this and more on this week&amp;apos;s episode of Can&amp;apos;t Get Right with Kurt Metzger!</description><guid>63c7fdd5c7f9e03e5336c010</guid><pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2021 19:21:44 -0500</pubDate><itunes:title>- The Streets Of Karen with Keri Smith</itunes:title><itunes:duration>6956</itunes:duration><itunes:author>Gas Digital Network</itunes:author><itunes:image href="https://mediaplatform.streamingmediahosting.com/p/11853/sp/1185300/thumbnail/entry_id/0_98hoswl0/quality/100/type/1/width/1400.jpg" /><itunes:episode>74</itunes:episode><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><enclosure url="https://hwpd.streamingmediahosting.com/11853/0_98hoswl0_0_evz9ivgs_2.m4a" type="audio/x-m4a" length="112197632" /></item><item><title>KURT #075 - Lizard and Sons with Dave Temple</title><link>https://gasdigital.com/video/O6vKfBnbHzEM</link><description>Comedian Dave Temple joins Kurt Metzger on this week&amp;apos;s episode of Can&amp;apos;t Get Right with Kurt Metzger Podcast. This week we talk about America going mad, how future jobs will only be Starbucks and Amazon, and how people should have listened to the stop snitching campaign.  We talk about Columbus buying bad weed, Armie Hammer&amp;apos;s cannibalism messages, and how America is Lizard and Sons, but the sons are running it now.  The Union Mafia, Suicide America Style, and how other countries lie about their serial killers. All this and more on this week&amp;apos;s episode of Can&amp;apos;t Get Right with Kurt Metzger!   Support on Social Media  Follow Kurt Metzger: https://twitter.com/kurtmetzger  Follow Dave Temple: https://twitter.com/ImDaveTemple</description><guid>63ce7ce52468b4aeb275fed8</guid><pubDate>Sun, 17 Jan 2021 20:24:39 -0500</pubDate><itunes:title>- Lizard and Sons with Dave Temple</itunes:title><itunes:duration>8245</itunes:duration><itunes:author>Gas Digital Network</itunes:author><itunes:image href="https://mediaplatform.streamingmediahosting.com/p/11853/sp/1185300/thumbnail/entry_id/0_w1k7l0hi/quality/100/type/1/width/1400.jpg" /><itunes:episode>75</itunes:episode><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><enclosure url="https://hwpd.streamingmediahosting.com/11853/0_w1k7l0hi_0_2etxtabr_2.m4a" type="audio/x-m4a" length="133169152" /></item><item><title>KURT #076 - Disgusting Hawk with Jessica Kirson</title><link>https://gasdigital.com/video/oatgNa4TiD7U</link><description>Comedian Jessica Kirson joins Kurt Metzger on this week&amp;apos;s episode of Can&amp;apos;t Get Right with Kurt Metzger Podcast.  This week Kurt talks about the revelation of fat guys stretching out in photos, how Jessica&amp;apos;s family was related to the nail polish industry in a major way, and how the art of a good comedy film died in 2008.  We look at quite possibly the worst movie ever conceived starring Melissa McCarthy and James Corden, some of James Corden&amp;apos;s &amp;quot;best&amp;quot; work on British Television, and how a video of a man harassing WWE star John Cena led to the nickname and title of Jessica&amp;apos;s new show, &amp;quot;Disgusting Hawk.&amp;quot;  All this and more on this week&amp;apos;s episode of Can&amp;apos;t Get Right with Kurt Metzger!


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Follow Jessica Kirson: https://twitter.com/jessicakirson​</description><guid>63c192582f75728435f1823d</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2021 01:13:49 -0500</pubDate><itunes:title>- Disgusting Hawk with Jessica Kirson</itunes:title><itunes:duration>3551</itunes:duration><itunes:author>Gas Digital Network</itunes:author><itunes:image href="https://mediaplatform.streamingmediahosting.com/p/11853/sp/1185300/thumbnail/entry_id/0_jf3s67es/quality/100/type/1/width/1400.jpg" /><itunes:episode>76</itunes:episode><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><enclosure url="https://hwpd.streamingmediahosting.com/11853/0_jf3s67es_0_qzo9ekz9_2.m4a" type="audio/x-m4a" length="57461760" /></item><item><title>KURT #077 - That Guy's Got A Great Salad with Jamie Kennedy</title><link>https://gasdigital.com/video/5Zx5EQHGO9ar</link><description>Comedian and Actor Jamie Kennedy joins Kurt Metzger on this week&amp;apos;s episode of Can&amp;apos;t Get Right with Kurt Metzger Podcast.  This week Kurt talks about Jamie&amp;apos;s YouTube channel and his recent posts that drew Kurt&amp;apos;s attention, whether wanting to do comedy has any ties to abuse or neglect from parents growing up, and how stand up is the back-up option to porn.  We discuss if we think the rapture is upon us, the Gamestop situation on the stock market, and being bitcoin prospectors!  All this and more on this week&amp;apos;s episode of Can&amp;apos;t Get Right with Kurt Metzger!   Support on Social Media  Follow Kurt Metzger: https://twitter.com/kurtmetzger​  Follow Jamie Kennedy: https://twitter.com/jamiekennedy</description><guid>63c66b76c7f9e04e2c36b8c0</guid><pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2021 00:41:10 -0500</pubDate><itunes:title>- That Guy's Got A Great Salad with Jamie Kennedy</itunes:title><itunes:duration>6997</itunes:duration><itunes:author>Gas Digital Network</itunes:author><itunes:image href="https://mediaplatform.streamingmediahosting.com/p/11853/sp/1185300/thumbnail/entry_id/0_98ggflre/quality/100/type/1/width/1400.jpg" /><itunes:episode>77</itunes:episode><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><enclosure url="https://hwpd.streamingmediahosting.com/11853/0_98ggflre_0_zyrsjm4x_2.m4a" type="audio/x-m4a" length="113246208" /></item><item><title>KURT #078 - The Chris Gaines of Soup with Dan Soder</title><link>https://gasdigital.com/video/loTYRrJ9Vgji</link><description>Comedian Dan Soder joins Kurt Metzger on this week&amp;apos;s episode of Can&amp;apos;t Get Right with Kurt Metzger Podcast.  This week we talk about the &amp;quot;Jewish Lasers in Space,&amp;quot; we go on a deep dive of the Garth Brooks/Chris Gaines conspiracy, AOC responding to the Capitol Riots, and Dan and Kurt start their rival company to Joey Roses, Donald Soup.  All this and more on this week&amp;apos;s episode of Can&amp;apos;t Get Right with Kurt Metzger! Support on Social Media Follow Kurt Metzger: https://twitter.com/kurtmetzger​ Follow Dan Soder: https://twitter.com/dansoder</description><guid>63ca6465c7f9e0ad4636ce6c</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2021 14:47:25 -0500</pubDate><itunes:title>- The Chris Gaines of Soup with Dan Soder</itunes:title><itunes:duration>5540</itunes:duration><itunes:author>Gas Digital Network</itunes:author><itunes:image href="https://mediaplatform.streamingmediahosting.com/p/11853/sp/1185300/thumbnail/entry_id/0_fa9b1hby/quality/100/type/1/width/1400.jpg" /><itunes:episode>78</itunes:episode><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><enclosure url="https://hwpd.streamingmediahosting.com/11853/0_fa9b1hby_0_gd5ax3r6_2.m4a" type="audio/x-m4a" length="89653248" /></item><item><title>KURT #079 - You're Average at Best with Dante Nero &amp; Dave Landau</title><link>https://gasdigital.com/video/pGfM1xUdDkJK</link><description>Comedians Dante Nero &amp;amp; Dave Landau join Kurt Metzger on this week&amp;apos;s episode of Can&amp;apos;t Get Right with Kurt Metzger Podcast.  This week we discover the wisdom of relationship guide Kevin Samuels, how women don&amp;apos;t buy magazines for porn, Arnold Schwarzenegger&amp;apos;s Conan looking son, Dante explains &amp;quot;voguing,&amp;quot; and setting boundaries as a stripper. All this and more on this week&amp;apos;s episode of Can&amp;apos;t Get Right with Kurt Metzger!   Support on Social Media  Follow Kurt Metzger: https://twitter.com/kurtmetzger​  Follow Dante Nero: https://twitter.com/dantenero  Follow Dave Landau https://twitter.com/landaudave</description><guid>63cad93e2468b4856975f35c</guid><pubDate>Sun, 14 Feb 2021 16:53:31 -0500</pubDate><itunes:title>- You're Average at Best with Dante Nero &amp; Dave Landau</itunes:title><itunes:duration>5570</itunes:duration><itunes:author>Gas Digital Network</itunes:author><itunes:image href="https://mediaplatform.streamingmediahosting.com/p/11853/sp/1185300/thumbnail/entry_id/0_wofmgakj/quality/100/type/1/width/1400.jpg" /><itunes:episode>79</itunes:episode><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><enclosure url="https://hwpd.streamingmediahosting.com/11853/0_wofmgakj_0_ez1kaoap_2.m4a" type="audio/x-m4a" length="90177536" /></item><item><title>KURT #080 - Nasty Dick Rumors with Derek Gaines</title><link>https://gasdigital.com/video/qP3yBJK0FhBX</link><description>Comedian Derek Gaines joins Kurt Metzger on this week&amp;apos;s episode of Can&amp;apos;t Get Right with Kurt Metzger Podcast.  This week they talk about coming up in the Philadelphia&amp;apos;s comedy scene and knowing when to move to NYC like Kevin Hart and many others did. Kurt Metzger and Derek Gaines also joke about the Gorilla Glue Girl and getting &amp;quot;Ookie Cookie&amp;apos;d In.&amp;quot; All this and more on this week&amp;apos;s episode of Can&amp;apos;t Get Right with Kurt Metzger!   Support on Social Media  Follow Kurt Metzger: https://twitter.com/kurtmetzger​  Follow Derek Gaines: https://twitter.com/Derek1Gaines</description><guid>63c5622cc7f9e06fff36b070</guid><pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2021 20:56:49 -0500</pubDate><itunes:title>- Nasty Dick Rumors with Derek Gaines</itunes:title><itunes:duration>3299</itunes:duration><itunes:author>Gas Digital Network</itunes:author><itunes:image href="https://mediaplatform.streamingmediahosting.com/p/11853/sp/1185300/thumbnail/entry_id/0_gkcydrnk/quality/100/type/1/width/1400.jpg" /><itunes:episode>80</itunes:episode><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><enclosure url="https://hwpd.streamingmediahosting.com/11853/0_gkcydrnk_0_u0kepou5_2.m4a" type="audio/x-m4a" length="53371904" /></item><item><title>KURT #081 - Three Beefcakers with Shane Gillis and Az (HeelvsBabyface)</title><link>https://gasdigital.com/video/DQgIqj5uxYid</link><description>Comedian Shane Gillis and Az from HeelvsBabyface joins Kurt Metzger on this week&amp;apos;s episode of Can&amp;apos;t Get Right with Kurt Metzger Podcast. This week they talk about the poor CGI used on Luke Skywalker, and the trailer for the new CW Batwoman show. We see what Queen Latifah looks like in the Equalizer tv show, and check out an article by the sex pest himself. All this and more on this week&amp;apos;s episode of Can&amp;apos;t Get Right with Kurt Metzger!   Support on Social Media    Follow Kurt Metzger: https://twitter.com/kurtmetzger​  Follow Shane Gillis: https://twitter.com/Shanegmillis  Follow Az: https://twitter.com/heelvsbabyface</description><guid>63bf00ba2f75721c87f173e3</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2021 18:09:32 -0500</pubDate><itunes:title>- Three Beefcakers with Shane Gillis and Az (HeelvsBabyface)</itunes:title><itunes:duration>7896</itunes:duration><itunes:author>Gas Digital Network</itunes:author><itunes:image href="https://mediaplatform.streamingmediahosting.com/p/11853/sp/1185300/thumbnail/entry_id/0_kw4bmmmy/quality/100/type/1/width/1400.jpg" /><itunes:episode>81</itunes:episode><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><enclosure url="https://hwpd.streamingmediahosting.com/11853/0_kw4bmmmy_0_vh4j2f4c_2.m4a" type="audio/x-m4a" length="127926272" /></item><item><title>KURT #082 - Tinderoni with Keith Johnson</title><link>https://gasdigital.com/video/CR0BhuZiwFUI</link><description>Comedian Keith Johnson joins Kurt Metzger on this week&amp;apos;s episode of Can&amp;apos;t Get Right with Kurt Metzger Podcast. This week we talk about the inevitable battle of Black and White Lady that looms around the corner, White Women thinking they are the chosen one, and we look at Dan Aykroyd do Black Face in Trading Places. We find out what China&amp;apos;s Rambo is like, The Great Girl Baby Massacre, how Kanye is the most productive person with Bi-Polar Syndrome, and we discuss the culture surrounding Florida cities like Tampa. All this and more on this week&amp;apos;s episode of Can&amp;apos;t Get Right with Kurt Metzger! Support on Social Media Follow Kurt Metzger: https://twitter.com/kurtmetzger​​ Follow Keith Johnson: https://www.instagram.com/keithjohnsonhq/</description><guid>63c69b4ac7f9e018f836bbe2</guid><pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2021 01:40:24 -0500</pubDate><itunes:title>- Tinderoni with Keith Johnson</itunes:title><itunes:duration>4470</itunes:duration><itunes:author>Gas Digital Network</itunes:author><itunes:image href="https://mediaplatform.streamingmediahosting.com/p/11853/sp/1185300/thumbnail/entry_id/0_9s6efcod/quality/100/type/1/width/1400.jpg" /><itunes:episode>82</itunes:episode><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><enclosure url="https://hwpd.streamingmediahosting.com/11853/0_9s6efcod_0_2ccqvc3z_2.m4a" type="audio/x-m4a" length="72351744" /></item><item><title>KURT #083 - Hide Daddy's Numbers with Alec Bostwick and Robert A George</title><link>https://gasdigital.com/video/GAFM9AfFSQTg</link><description>Journalists Robert A. George and Alec Bostwick joins Kurt Metzger on this week&amp;apos;s episode of Can&amp;apos;t Get Right with Kurt Metzger Podcast. This week we talk about how Bloomberg had the original Tik-Tok (it was even called the same) before migrating to QuickTake, we discuss the Cuomo Brothers and Andrew Cuomo&amp;apos;s recent allegations and questions on some of his numbers, Cuomo resembling a &amp;quot;War Time Governor,&amp;quot; and we look at the ridiculous article by the Rewriting Ripley Podcast showing the &amp;quot;Alt-Right&amp;quot; Hierarchy.  Disney is Scientology, we are SHOCKED Ellen isn&amp;apos;t nice, and the Royal Oprah interview. All this and more on this week&amp;apos;s episode of Can&amp;apos;t Get Right with Kurt Metzger! Support on Social Media Follow Kurt Metzger: https://twitter.com/kurtmetzger​​ Follow Robert A. George: https://twitter.com/RobGeorge Follow Alec Bostwick: https://twitter.com/BostWiki</description><guid>63bfd9c52f75720bb6f17563</guid><pubDate>Sun, 14 Mar 2021 06:30:11 -0500</pubDate><itunes:title>- Hide Daddy's Numbers with Alec Bostwick and Robert A George</itunes:title><itunes:duration>6980</itunes:duration><itunes:author>Gas Digital Network</itunes:author><itunes:image href="https://mediaplatform.streamingmediahosting.com/p/11853/sp/1185300/thumbnail/entry_id/0_w1q4bjfc/quality/100/type/1/width/1400.jpg" /><itunes:episode>83</itunes:episode><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><enclosure url="https://hwpd.streamingmediahosting.com/11853/0_w1q4bjfc_0_coucg8m4_2.m4a" type="audio/x-m4a" length="113246208" /></item><item><title>KURT #084 - Hey Google, Are We At War? with Aaron Maté</title><link>https://gasdigital.com/video/NSthgRfQO2Ut</link><description>Journalist Aaron Maté joins Kurt Metzger on this week&amp;apos;s episode of Can&amp;apos;t Get Right with Kurt Metzger Podcast. This week we talk about the Teen Vogue Magazine chief that was fired for older tweets, Saddam Hussein, Kyle Dunnigan&amp;apos;s hilarious new video about the Royal Oprah interview, and how influential so called Russian Bots really are to our nation. All this and more on this week&amp;apos;s episode of Can&amp;apos;t Get Right with Kurt Metzger! Support On Social Media! Follow Kurt Metzger: https://twitter.com/kurtmetzger​​ Follow Aaron Maté: https://twitter.com/aaronjmate</description><guid>63bdadf32f75727400f170bd</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2021 08:48:00 -0500</pubDate><itunes:title>- Hey Google, Are We At War? with Aaron Maté</itunes:title><itunes:duration>4835</itunes:duration><itunes:author>Gas Digital Network</itunes:author><itunes:image href="https://mediaplatform.streamingmediahosting.com/p/11853/sp/1185300/thumbnail/entry_id/0_89x8br5g/quality/100/type/1/width/1400.jpg" /><itunes:episode>84</itunes:episode><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><enclosure url="https://hwpd.streamingmediahosting.com/11853/0_89x8br5g_0_nnhl12p4_2.m4a" type="audio/x-m4a" length="78223360" /></item><item><title>KURT #085 - The Fridging of Ethan Van Sciver with Ethan Van Sciver</title><link>https://gasdigital.com/video/PY2wv4LEW2gt</link><description>Comic Artist Ethan Van Sciver joins Kurt Metzger on this week&amp;apos;s episode of Can&amp;apos;t Get Right with Kurt Metzger Podcast. This week we talk about the piece of art that led to Ethan getting cancelled and how he rose from the ashes of that, they discuss what harassment really means, we take another look at the &amp;quot;axis of evil&amp;quot; against Star Wars, and why we are forced to cater to people that aren&amp;apos;t fans of something in the first place. . All this and more on this week&amp;apos;s episode of Can&amp;apos;t Get Right with Kurt Metzger!</description><guid>63c822acc7f9e06d1436c31c</guid><pubDate>Sun, 28 Mar 2021 12:38:45 -0500</pubDate><itunes:title>- The Fridging of Ethan Van Sciver with Ethan Van Sciver</itunes:title><itunes:duration>7872</itunes:duration><itunes:author>Gas Digital Network</itunes:author><itunes:image href="https://mediaplatform.streamingmediahosting.com/p/11853/sp/1185300/thumbnail/entry_id/0_eef25tbh/quality/100/type/1/width/1400.jpg" /><itunes:episode>85</itunes:episode><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><enclosure url="https://hwpd.streamingmediahosting.com/11853/0_eef25tbh_0_3jmw99in_2.m4a" type="audio/x-m4a" length="127926272" /></item><item><title>KURT #086 - Sex, Dogs, and Horses with Eddie Ifft</title><link>https://gasdigital.com/video/2n1uHxTcEi0l</link><description>Comedian Eddie Ifft joins Kurt Metzger on this week&amp;apos;s episode of Can&amp;apos;t Get Right with Kurt Metzger Podcast. Kurt finally learns about the internet meme &amp;quot;wood,&amp;quot; the time Eddie was the school teacher for the day, and the man he went to high school that started a Beastiality farm. We talk about the Lil Nas X Satan blood shoes, the Taliban leading the fight against pedophiles, and real life Call of Duty . 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This week, we talk about Lena Dunham&amp;apos;s plus size clothing line she launched, the throwback Michael Jackson Pepsi commercials with a strange ending, and Tracey fantasizes about the life of luxury she could have if she nabs one of those coveted union garbage men.  All this and more on this week&amp;apos;s episode of Can&amp;apos;t Get Right with Kurt Metzger!    Support On Social Media!  Follow Kurt Metzger: https://twitter.com/kurtmetzger​​​  Follow Tracey Carnazzo: https://twitter.com/TrixieTuzzini</description><guid>63dd07ddc162ac6b853e9664</guid><pubDate>Sat, 10 Apr 2021 16:59:07 -0500</pubDate><itunes:title>- I Was A Teenage Garbage Wife with Tracey Carnazzo</itunes:title><itunes:duration>4125</itunes:duration><itunes:author>Gas Digital Network</itunes:author><itunes:image href="https://mediaplatform.streamingmediahosting.com/p/11853/sp/1185300/thumbnail/entry_id/0_flk8wyxg/quality/100/type/1/width/1400.jpg" /><itunes:episode>87</itunes:episode><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><enclosure url="https://hwpd.streamingmediahosting.com/11853/0_flk8wyxg_0_ehp508o5_2.m4a" type="audio/x-m4a" length="66793472" /></item><item><title>KURT #088 - Crooked Sperm Tail with Mike Calta</title><link>https://gasdigital.com/video/S0rhcR98tqol</link><description>Radio Host Mike Calta joins Kurt Metzger on this week&amp;apos;s episode of Can&amp;apos;t Get Right with Kurt Metzger Podcast. This week, we talk about all the awful lessons 80&amp;apos;s movies taught us, we talk about if Kurt tried to settle down now, what it&amp;apos;s like tripping on DMT, and we talk sister wives and poly couple pregnancy mysteries.  All this and more on this week&amp;apos;s episode of Can&amp;apos;t Get Right with Kurt Metzger! Support On Social Media! Follow Kurt Metzger: https://twitter.com/kurtmetzger​​​ Follow Mike Calta: https://twitter.com/themikecaltashow</description><guid>63c7bc7cc7f9e0b3fb36be26</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Apr 2021 03:04:42 -0500</pubDate><itunes:title>- Crooked Sperm Tail with Mike Calta</itunes:title><itunes:duration>3607</itunes:duration><itunes:author>Gas Digital Network</itunes:author><itunes:image href="https://mediaplatform.streamingmediahosting.com/p/11853/sp/1185300/thumbnail/entry_id/0_v6fcigfv/quality/100/type/1/width/1400.jpg" /><itunes:episode>88</itunes:episode><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><enclosure url="https://hwpd.streamingmediahosting.com/11853/0_v6fcigfv_0_kn9jgepx_2.m4a" type="audio/x-m4a" length="58404864" /></item><item><title>KURT #089 - Stirring Gravy with Bret Ernst</title><link>https://gasdigital.com/video/vlHFCLs0NMqm</link><description>Comedian Bret Ernst joins Kurt Metzger on this week&amp;apos;s episode of Can&amp;apos;t Get Right with Kurt Metzger Podcast. This week, relationships, Italian Stereotypes, what Joe Pesci thought of Louis C.K&amp;apos;s stand up, Bret&amp;apos;s work on Cobra Kai, and how the most recent generation of lizard people is doing quite a bad job running things.  All this and more on this week&amp;apos;s episode of Can&amp;apos;t Get Right with Kurt Metzger!    Support On Social Media!  Follow Kurt Metzger: https://twitter.com/kurtmetzger​​​  Follow Bret Ernst: https://twitter.com/BretErnst</description><guid>63c69b64c7f9e05e0d36bc40</guid><pubDate>Sun, 25 Apr 2021 23:34:52 -0500</pubDate><itunes:title>- Stirring Gravy with Bret Ernst</itunes:title><itunes:duration>5629</itunes:duration><itunes:author>Gas Digital Network</itunes:author><itunes:image href="https://mediaplatform.streamingmediahosting.com/p/11853/sp/1185300/thumbnail/entry_id/0_kizzo7zb/quality/100/type/1/width/1400.jpg" /><itunes:episode>89</itunes:episode><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><enclosure url="https://hwpd.streamingmediahosting.com/11853/0_kizzo7zb_0_48xlb2eb_2.m4a" type="audio/x-m4a" length="91120640" /></item><item><title>KURT #090 - Plus Size Man with Brian Scolaro</title><link>https://gasdigital.com/video/WkDZbKt1gE96</link><description>Comedian Brian Scolaro joins Kurt Metzger on this week&amp;apos;s episode of Can&amp;apos;t Get Right with Kurt Metzger Podcast. This week, Emerald&amp;apos;s cooking, plus sized models, and we deep dive on Scott Rudin.  We talk about how the mafia did it better, the shift from anti military to pro military after 9/11, and why Patrice was right about show business.  All this and more on this week&amp;apos;s episode of Can&amp;apos;t Get Right with Kurt Metzger!    Support On Social Media!  Follow Kurt Metzger: https://twitter.com/kurtmetzger​​​  Follow Brian Scolaro: https://twitter.com/brian_scolaro</description><guid>63bf10ce2f75726c9af1743f</guid><pubDate>Sat, 01 May 2021 16:46:29 -0500</pubDate><itunes:title>- Plus Size Man with Brian Scolaro</itunes:title><itunes:duration>6518</itunes:duration><itunes:author>Gas Digital Network</itunes:author><itunes:image href="https://mediaplatform.streamingmediahosting.com/p/11853/sp/1185300/thumbnail/entry_id/0_cftk92n9/quality/100/type/1/width/1400.jpg" /><itunes:episode>90</itunes:episode><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><enclosure url="https://hwpd.streamingmediahosting.com/11853/0_cftk92n9_0_armyz6h8_2.m4a" type="audio/x-m4a" length="105906176" /></item><item><title>KURT #091 - Yellow Eagle Speaks with Ethan Van Sciver</title><link>https://gasdigital.com/video/humFYgI2DBdi</link><description>Comic Artist Ethan Van Sciver joins Kurt Metzger on this week&amp;apos;s episode of Can&amp;apos;t Get Right with Kurt Metzger Podcast. This week, we talk about black superman, how lame cyborg is, the validity of Ray Fisher&amp;apos;s on set complaints, early 70&amp;apos;s bigfoot, how Godfrey was right, receiving a native Indian nickname, and we debate what smurf REALLY stands for. All this and more on this week&amp;apos;s episode of Can&amp;apos;t Get Right with Kurt Metzger! Support On Social Media! Follow Kurt Metzger: twitter.com/kurtmetzger​​​ Follow Ethan Van Sciver: twitter.com/ethanvansciver</description><guid>63c199ac2f75721e1bf182b7</guid><pubDate>Thu, 13 May 2021 19:05:50 -0500</pubDate><itunes:title>- Yellow Eagle Speaks with Ethan Van Sciver</itunes:title><itunes:duration>5006</itunes:duration><itunes:author>Gas Digital Network</itunes:author><itunes:image href="https://mediaplatform.streamingmediahosting.com/p/11853/sp/1185300/thumbnail/entry_id/0_dvi6dgys/quality/100/type/1/width/1400.jpg" /><itunes:episode>91</itunes:episode><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><enclosure url="https://hwpd.streamingmediahosting.com/11853/0_dvi6dgys_0_jvp2v7l4_2.m4a" type="audio/x-m4a" length="81054720" /></item><item><title>KURT #092 - Rich Asshole Young Asshole with Ryan Long</title><link>https://gasdigital.com/video/Y8nFl20BCGNL</link><description>Comic Artist Ryan Long joins Kurt Metzger on this week&amp;apos;s episode of Can&amp;apos;t Get Right with Kurt Metzger Podcast. This week, we talk about the media slandering Tony Hinchcliffe with an edited video, 	Matt Perry talking to 19 year olds, Israel vs Palestine, and Kurt talks about the last time he lost his cool. All this and more on this week&amp;apos;s episode of Can&amp;apos;t Get Right with Kurt Metzger!     Support On Social Media!   Follow Kurt Metzger: twitter.com/kurtmetzger​​​   Follow Ryan Long: twitter.com/ryanlongcomedy</description><guid>63d01c33ca587c4a8f7d1d9b</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 May 2021 17:13:39 -0500</pubDate><itunes:title>- Rich Asshole Young Asshole with Ryan Long</itunes:title><itunes:duration>6193</itunes:duration><itunes:author>Gas Digital Network</itunes:author><itunes:image href="https://mediaplatform.streamingmediahosting.com/p/11853/sp/1185300/thumbnail/entry_id/0_zn3emi1n/quality/100/type/1/width/1400.jpg" /><itunes:episode>92</itunes:episode><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><enclosure url="https://hwpd.streamingmediahosting.com/11853/0_zn3emi1n_0_w8rh01xy_2.m4a" type="audio/x-m4a" length="100243456" /></item><item><title>KURT #093 - Bloomberg Declares Pushing Season with Mike Vecchione</title><link>https://gasdigital.com/video/humKYgI2DBdi</link><description>Comedian Mike Vecchione joins Kurt Metzger on this week&amp;apos;s episode of Can&amp;apos;t Get Right with Kurt Metzger Podcast. This week, we talk about Mike moving out from his long time tenure with Dan Soder, carrier pigeons used for gross means, New Yorkers getting pushed in front of trains, and Bloomberg’s presidential run. All this and more on this week&amp;apos;s episode of Can&amp;apos;t Get Right with Kurt Metzger!</description><guid>63cffcb6ca587cb3247d1bb5</guid><pubDate>Sat, 22 May 2021 23:20:28 -0500</pubDate><itunes:title>- Bloomberg Declares Pushing Season with Mike Vecchione</itunes:title><itunes:duration>3954</itunes:duration><itunes:author>Gas Digital Network</itunes:author><itunes:image href="https://mediaplatform.streamingmediahosting.com/p/11853/sp/1185300/thumbnail/entry_id/0_uzyex87w/quality/100/type/1/width/1400.jpg" /><itunes:episode>93</itunes:episode><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><enclosure url="https://hwpd.streamingmediahosting.com/11853/0_uzyex87w_0_ax7zcbw4_2.m4a" type="audio/x-m4a" length="63963136" /></item><item><title>KURT #094 - A Hamas Of Their Own with Danny Cevallos and Hatem Gabr</title><link>https://gasdigital.com/video/MUk3ra76gj4B</link><description>Danny Cevallos and Hatem Gabr join Kurt Metzger on this week&amp;apos;s episode of Can&amp;apos;t Get Right with Kurt Metzger Podcast. This week, we talk about the Gaza strip and the nuances involved, Hamas, and we breakdown Anthony Jeselnik sharing the sexpest&amp;apos;s article and coming at the Legion of Skanks . All this and more on this week&amp;apos;s episode of Can&amp;apos;t Get Right with Kurt Metzger!</description><guid>63c192472f75720a84f181fb</guid><pubDate>Sun, 30 May 2021 16:27:09 -0500</pubDate><itunes:title>- A Hamas Of Their Own with Danny Cevallos and Hatem Gabr</itunes:title><itunes:duration>5956</itunes:duration><itunes:author>Gas Digital Network</itunes:author><itunes:image href="https://mediaplatform.streamingmediahosting.com/p/11853/sp/1185300/thumbnail/entry_id/0_19uyzjyj/quality/100/type/1/width/1400.jpg" /><itunes:episode>94</itunes:episode><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><enclosure url="https://hwpd.streamingmediahosting.com/11853/0_19uyzjyj_0_4i7x2zgf_2.m4a" type="audio/x-m4a" length="96363520" /></item><item><title>KURT #095 - Shit Coin with Sam Tripoli</title><link>https://gasdigital.com/video/aHMDSdzrHE1a</link><description>Comedian Sam Tripoli joins Kurt Metzger on this week&amp;apos;s episode of Can&amp;apos;t Get Right with Kurt Metzger Podcast. This week, we dive into a ton of conspiracies, cryptocurrency, and the glory of Shit Coin. 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Today Jeremy and Kurt talk about the new Space Jam starring Lebron James, The NEW Suicide Squad Movie and how El Chapo got internationally c**k blocked by Sean Penn. All this and more on this weeks episode of Can’t Get Right with Kurt Metzger!</description><guid>63c7ba10c7f9e0830336bccc</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Aug 2021 18:00:54 -0500</pubDate><itunes:title>- Hollywood Tier System - Jeremy Scippio</itunes:title><itunes:duration>4400</itunes:duration><itunes:author>Gas Digital Network</itunes:author><itunes:image href="https://mediaplatform.streamingmediahosting.com/p/11853/sp/1185300/thumbnail/entry_id/0_1vbverhx/quality/100/type/1/width/1400.jpg" /><itunes:episode>102</itunes:episode><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><enclosure url="https://hwpd.streamingmediahosting.com/11853/0_1vbverhx_0_6atuh13u_2.m4a" type="audio/x-m4a" length="71197696" /></item><item><title>KURT #103 - Gendercore with Ryan Long and Az from Heels vs Babyface</title><link>https://gasdigital.com/video/QhcGPGkh7Mb0</link><description>Comedian Ryan Long &amp;amp; Az from YouTube channel HeelvsBabyface join Kurt Metzer on this weeks episode of #CantGetRightPodcast. Today the boys talk Canadas response to Covid, how woke is Matt Damon and the new Hulu series &amp;quot;Y: The Last Man&amp;quot;. All this and more on this weeks episode of Can’t Get Right with Kurt Metzger!</description><guid>63d15554ca587c64417d2301</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 Aug 2021 01:36:03 -0500</pubDate><itunes:title>- Gendercore with Ryan Long and Az from Heels vs Babyface</itunes:title><itunes:duration>5135</itunes:duration><itunes:author>Gas Digital Network</itunes:author><itunes:image href="https://mediaplatform.streamingmediahosting.com/p/11853/sp/1185300/thumbnail/entry_id/0_pyoyaxdb/quality/100/type/1/width/1400.jpg" /><itunes:episode>103</itunes:episode><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><enclosure url="https://hwpd.streamingmediahosting.com/11853/0_pyoyaxdb_0_78f7dq3r_2.m4a" type="audio/x-m4a" length="83151872" /></item><item><title>KURT #104 - Unleash Your Inner Super Hero (Scribe Light)</title><link>https://gasdigital.com/video/vlH9CLs0NMqm</link><description>YouTube commentator Scribe Light returns to join Kurt Metzer on this weeks episode of #CantGetRightPodcast. Today we break down a ridiculous TED-X Talk about Superman, why Seth MacFarline from Family Guy can get away with edgy humor, and examine resegregation in 2021. 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CGR Ep 123    SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS  http://yokratom.com for a $60 Kilo of Kratom! https://RockAuto.com and tell them you heard about them on the &amp;quot;Can&amp;apos;t Get Right&amp;quot; Podcast http://mipod.com and use promo code KURT for 20% OFF</description><guid>63dd4ebbc162ac45863e980e</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 Apr 2022 04:19:20 -0500</pubDate><itunes:title>- Hot Zelenskyy (Romanian TVee)</itunes:title><itunes:duration>4361</itunes:duration><itunes:author>Gas Digital Network</itunes:author><itunes:image href="https://mediaplatform.streamingmediahosting.com/p/11853/sp/1185300/thumbnail/entry_id/0_evy11i86/quality/100/type/1/width/1400.jpg" /><itunes:episode>123</itunes:episode><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><enclosure url="https://hwpd.streamingmediahosting.com/11853/0_evy11i86_0_oscy5afc_2.m4a" type="audio/x-m4a" length="70568960" /></item><item><title>KURT #124 - Kung Fu Comedy (Andy Curtain)</title><link>https://gasdigital.com/video/4fBq7jI01FWz</link><description>No description yet.</description><guid>63d2a37bca587c350f7d247d</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Apr 2022 19:48:34 -0500</pubDate><itunes:title>- Kung Fu Comedy (Andy Curtain)</itunes:title><itunes:duration>6155</itunes:duration><itunes:author>Gas Digital Network</itunes:author><itunes:image href="https://mediaplatform.streamingmediahosting.com/p/11853/sp/1185300/thumbnail/entry_id/0_r6opmfys/quality/100/type/1/width/1400.jpg" /><itunes:episode>124</itunes:episode><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><enclosure url="https://hwpd.streamingmediahosting.com/11853/0_r6opmfys_0_bin5xolb_2.m4a" type="audio/x-m4a" length="99614720" /></item><item><title>KURT #125 - Rampage (Uwe Boll)</title><link>https://gasdigital.com/video/A4yIxsQYqd3v</link><description>On this weeks #CantGetRight, Comedian #KurtMetzger is joined by German director Uwe Boll to discuss how Uwe found his niche in video game movies, why he took a break from making films, Disney&amp;apos;s monopoly on imagination and so much more on this ALL NEW episode of #CantGetRightPodcast.  Original Air Date: 05.07.22    SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS  http://yokratom.com for a $60 Kilo of Kratom! http://yokratom.com for a $60 Kilo of Kratom! http://mipod.com and use promo code KURT for 20% OFF</description><guid>63c1314c2f75724ba6f17bf3</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 May 2022 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate><itunes:title>- Rampage (Uwe Boll)</itunes:title><itunes:duration>5954</itunes:duration><itunes:author>Gas Digital Network</itunes:author><itunes:image href="https://mediaplatform.streamingmediahosting.com/p/11853/sp/1185300/thumbnail/entry_id/0_ar3nixll/quality/100/type/1/width/1400.jpg" /><itunes:episode>125</itunes:episode><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><enclosure url="https://hwpd.streamingmediahosting.com/11853/0_ar3nixll_0_l4ensssi_2.m4a" type="audio/x-m4a" length="96363520" /></item><item><title>KURT #126 - Ugly D.C. 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Original Air Date: 06.25.22    SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS  http://yokratom.com for a $60 Kilo of Kratom! https://RockAuto.com and tell them you heard about them on the &amp;quot;Can&amp;apos;t Get Right&amp;quot; Podcast http://mipod.com and use promo code KURT for 20% OFF</description><guid>63c189f62f757242cef17fc5</guid><pubDate>Sat, 25 Jun 2022 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate><itunes:title>- Too Big To Succeed with Gary from Nerdrotic &amp; AZ (Heelvsbabyface)</itunes:title><itunes:duration>6101</itunes:duration><itunes:author>Gas Digital Network</itunes:author><itunes:image href="https://mediaplatform.streamingmediahosting.com/p/11853/sp/1185300/thumbnail/entry_id/0_tz96jmhr/quality/100/type/1/width/1400.jpg" /><itunes:episode>127</itunes:episode><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><enclosure url="https://hwpd.streamingmediahosting.com/11853/0_tz96jmhr_0_0s5lwoxk_2.m4a" type="audio/x-m4a" length="98775040" /></item><item><title>KURT #128 - Trust Me, It Works! 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Original Air Date: 10.08.22    SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS  http://yokratom.com for a $60 Kilo of Kratom! https://RockAuto.com and tell them you heard about them on the &amp;quot;Can&amp;apos;t Get Right&amp;quot; Podcast https://YoDelta.com and use promo code GAS for 25% OFF</description><guid>63d01c31ca587c774c7d1d8f</guid><pubDate>Sat, 08 Oct 2022 04:00:00 -0500</pubDate><itunes:title>- Anthony Cumia &amp; Dick Masterson</itunes:title><itunes:duration>5613</itunes:duration><itunes:author>Gas Digital Network</itunes:author><itunes:image href="https://mediaplatform.streamingmediahosting.com/p/11853/sp/1185300/thumbnail/entry_id/0_c8cnbn4a/quality/100/type/1/width/1400.jpg" /><itunes:episode>130</itunes:episode><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><enclosure url="https://hwpd.streamingmediahosting.com/11853/0_c8cnbn4a_0_rv80gene_2.mp3" type="audio/mpeg" length="89862144" /></item><item><title>KURT #131 - Craig "Pasta" Jardula &amp; Steve Poikonen</title><link>https://gasdigital.com/video/PY28v4LEW2gt</link><description>Kurt Metzger is joined by Craig &amp;quot;Pasta&amp;quot; Jardula &amp;amp; Steve Poikonen to watch the oft-forgotten 2003 Lorenzo Lamas ABC reality show &amp;quot;Are You Hot?&amp;quot;, and then use all they&amp;apos;ve learned to then themselves judge former FTX crypto billionaire Sam Bankman-Fried by his face, body and overall sex appeal.  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